Let's get something straight

My communications director (pictured at left), who has been woefully neglectful in recording my life and times, has an office mate from Monday through Thursday. Needless to say, blogging at work is discouraged, but she is free to post on Fridays, hence the flurry of information. Please be patient; I have docked her pay and curtailed her sleep immensely, but I'm still working on wearing down her spirit in the hopes of complete and utter compliance.