The Reckoning
As time marches inexorably towards the day when I crush Schmailey like cream cheese, I feel it’s necessary to justify my outrage at being so coldly usurped. “Why?” you ask, “Why is does your anger run so deep?” And I offer this as inexorable proof of Kathy and Bobarino’s lack of decency and, frankly, dignity:
Just a few months ago, the couch on Cedar Ridge looked like this:
You see it, right? He looks just like me. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME! I'M COMING UNGLUED HERE!
Bobarino, I don't even know what to say to you.
posted by Anne-Marie @ 10:28 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Du-dess, I mean Suki.....beautiful, wonderful Suki. We need to talk. All this hostility is unhealthy. You can have the #1 sofa seat AND ALL the squirrels! I'll just stand by and watch you catch them. Think of it this way......we're FAMILY. Don't blame me for the cold, calculating actions of Kathy and Bobarino. Besides, I visited Dr. Mullis yesterday and you've got 3 lbs. on me.
Bailey
Looking forward to seeing you soon! I've trained the squirrels to slowly climb down the trees and slink across the lawn. They aren't going to know what hit them! See ya Dude-ess!
Bailey
www.bailey-inlikeflynn.blogspot.com
Hey Sukes! So, what's your take on the reckoning??? I LOVE you! You're cool, cool, cool! And you're definitely the alpha-female! Take that back....you're the ALPHA!!! This place is a real drag since you left. Not only is it quiet inside, but it's raining outside and I'm flipping out! According to the "Dog Whisperer", you were good for me. I know I'm not the leader of the pack.....and it's OK. You know the psycho jargon....I'm OK, you're OK! Enough! Bye Dude-ess!
Squirrels, Bailey
Suki...What's happening in Toronto????? Snow????? How's the squirrel population? Do you still have the critters under your house??? Your audience misses hearing from you! Licks, Bailey
Sukes...check out my blog site tomorrow!!
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