And So it Begins

Now that I am heading back into the custody of my total absentee parents, Anne-Marie and Eph, I have decided to reveal my true calling in life: world domination. This will start in July of 2006, when we move to Canada. Those of you who know me will not be surprised: I realize that I may look cute, but you do not want to mess with me. I fight dirty, I eat underwear for breakfast, I bark at small, adorable children, and don't get too attached to your nice Persian rugs because they are shreds, I tell you, shreds!

Obvious thanks go to Kathy and Bob for taking me in while Eph "studied" in Greece. We won't even talk about what Anne-Marie was (or was not, as the case may be) doing there. Apparently, taking me for walks and worshipping my every move now takes a back seat to a "once in a lifetime experience." If you're interested in knowing what I was doing, please refer to The High Seas (and other) Adventures of Suki. Kathy, Bob, if taking over Toronto doesn't work out, I can always re-take Zetella and Zancada, right? Great, thanks.

For those of you who may not understand the title of my manifesto, please refer to Leonard Cohen's song here. It's part of the lexicon, people. You have to know this stuff cold if you want to lord it over everyone, as I intend to do.

Posts will begin in July. I look forward to sharing my conquest with you.